Morning Sex
Friday, September 5, 2008 at 05:46PM 
There aren't a lot of things that could get me up in the mornings, especially before 8a.m. Alarm clocks, phones, having to pee, fires, nope...nothing works; except sex! (Go figure.) But this gets a little tricky. I kinda' have to already be thinking or dreaming about sex or something "sexual" to have great morning sex. Otherwise, it's a just a rude awakening like any of the other devices named up top here. One little problem, I don't typically remember anything I dream about. Heh...
If you think about it, women are NOT sexy in the mornings. So unless you feel sexy or are thinking sexy, you're not in any mood for sex. I don't care how glamorous and flawless people on TV and movies look like in the morning, it's not real! And then there's the morning breath and crusty eye thingy's falling out of your face. You can't tell me any chick feels hot and sexy in the mornings. Not sexy enough that she'd want to get pounced on anyway. Guys just wake up with stiffies without even thinking it.
So I waltzed into work this morning at 7:30a.m. And by the way, that NEVER happens! But I must have had a sex dream last night, even though I can't remember it, and there was a warm body with a stiffy next to me when I woke up, so I rolled on top of it and plugged myself in.
Johnnie and I met up for drinks last night and he must of not made it home...geeez, did he go into work with the same outfit on?! Oh well, not my problem...didn't want to ruin the Friday glow I had all morning. But I must say, it pumped me up. And nothing bothered me today. Hmmm...I think I need to do this at least 5 days a week.
Morning sex...go have some!
Reader Comments (2)
Morning sex is awesome. I like finding those stiffies in my bed!
Holy sweet fuck. Wowee.